Ah, perspective—a beautiful thing that only improves when viewed from a very, very safe distance. Whether you’re dealing with drama, dodging responsibility, or simply believe that context is for people who stand too close, this T-shirt says it all. Printed on ultra-soft, high-quality fabric (because escaping the chaos should at least be comfortable), this tee delivers a simple yet profound truth: "Perspective is context's best friend. So move further away." A must-have for philosophers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever wanted to metaphorically (or literally) relocate from whatever this mess is.
Wear it to awkward conversations (as a not-so-subtle hint), social events (for strategic distancing), or anywhere you’d rather admire life’s problems from a nice, faraway vantage point.
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and minimal waste - Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape - Stabilized shoulder seams for added durability - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort - Ethically produced with certifications for safety and quality
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
