Some people vent to their friends. Others keep secrets. And then there's you—a walking exposé, a living, breathing tell-all memoir in the making. Printed on ultra-soft, high-quality fabric (because comfort is key when stirring the pot), this T-shirt proudly declares: "I tell my therapist everything. About you." It's the perfect blend of ominous and hilarious—just like your therapy sessions.

Wear it to family gatherings, office meetings, or anywhere someone might suspect they’re the main character in your latest emotional unpacking. Trust us, they’ll act extra nice around you from now on.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and minimal waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Stabilized shoulder seams for added durability
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort
- Ethically produced with certifications for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors