Some people radiate success. Others radiate… let’s call it economic unpredictability. If your financial aura has the same effect as a maxed-out credit card, this T-shirt is your perfect match. Printed on ultra-soft, high-quality fabric (because comfort should be the one thing you don’t have to finance), this tee features the brutally honest warning: "Standing near me for too long will damage your credit rating." It’s not a threat—it’s just financial physics.

Wear it to the bank (for comedic effect), to dinner with friends (so they stop asking you to split the bill equally), or anywhere you need a little extra personal space—because nothing makes people back off like fiscal fear.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and minimal waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Stabilized shoulder seams for added durability
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort
- Ethically produced with certifications for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors