Some people have squeaky-clean backgrounds. You? Let’s just say your life story would make a far better Netflix series than a government-approved résumé. Printed on ultra-soft, premium fabric (because comfort is key when you're dodging background checks), this T-shirt proudly announces: "My life has been too interesting to get high-level security clearance." Whether it’s alleged incidents, questionable decisions, or just a streak of highly entertaining bad luck, one thing is clear—you’re not exactly “top secret” material.

Perfect for wearing to job interviews (if you like making HR nervous), family gatherings (to keep them guessing), or anywhere you want to remind people that a boring life is a wasted one.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and minimal waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Stabilized shoulder seams for added durability
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort
- Ethically produced with certifications for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors